Brason

Brason is the crackship between Jason Grace and a brick in the Percy Jackson series.
In the odd series that is called Heroes of Olympus (written by 56-year-old white man Rick Riordan), the character Jason Grace is hit in the head with a brick.
For some reason, the fandom was like "OMG, I'm going to ship Jason with something that caused him pain!", and Brason was created.

Weirdo: I ship Brason so much, bro, I need it in my life.
Reasonable person: I don't think you need Brason, I think you need therapy.

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