Paul

Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.

Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him

Person 2: call him paul

Caleb

A fucking cunt, he only cares for himself and his favorite word is "hoe"

Dude you're being such a Caleb

Gage

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league

Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass