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An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.
Lego is awesome
Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!
Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt
Yep, I'm an alien
A mammal known for their wool and distinctive 'baa'-ing noise. They are some of the most adorable little fluffy things ever created. Looking at them can make you feel better, even if it's in the short term. They're considered to be rather stupid, but, to be honest, when your life consists of baa, eat grass, sleep, repeat, do you need anything more?
Sheep: Baa!
Human in the area: Awww....
Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.
Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.
Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.
Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605
A 100+ year-old video game company who has quickly became a meme because of its child-friendly videogames, such as Mario, Kirby and Pokémon. This is a shame, because Nintendo have made more mature games, such as Metroid and Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. What makes it even more of a shame is because it has lots of first-class games that have held up over the years, like Super Mario World, Super Smash Bros Melee, Ocarina of Time and Kirby Super Star. THANK YOU VERY MUCH SEGA! I REALLY ENJOY SEEING MY FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME COMPANY BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK! Nintendo is still one of, if not THE best gaming developers ever. Despite their more casual outlook, many hardcore gamers still give them a shot and enjoy their games every single time.
Guy 1: I'm gonna play on my Xbox.
Me: Why not try Nintendo for once?
Guy 1: DUUUH! NINTENDO'S FOR BABYS! U R SUCH A DUMBASS IF U STILL PLAY WITH THEIR 'SUPER BABY SHITBAG 5'!
Guy 1 plays Nintendo anyway and is mesmerised by how good it actually is. He buys an N64, GameCube, Wii, DS, Gameboy and Switch immediately. His Xbox has yet to be played on again.
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