Shia LaBeouf

A Hollywood star, has legendary fights on normal Tuesday nights, is an actual cannibal and has a weird ass ponytail

Gareth: dude did you hear about bill
Bendy Wendy: yeah him and ted are gonna have a massive Shia LaBeouf outside Spar

Lizzi

Lizzi’s are beautiful people. They’re kind and funny and simply amazing. If there’s a Lizzi in your life don’t let her go because you’ll regret it. Lizzi’s are usually musically talented and fun to be around.

Dave: Did you see the new girl?
Rhys: yeah she’s a total Lizzi

Shirou

The name Shirou is given to someone only when the parents know they will be frickin awesome. Shirou may as well be a god and even though sometimes he can be cold in a bit annoying, he means well

Johnny: Did you that guy at the park
Tom: I know he’s a total Shirou

Iestyn

Iestyn is a name given to people who have an air of specialty. They are usually wild so approach with caution. If you have a Iestyn in your life you are very lucky as they are extremely rare. Iestyns are usually kind and funny but when provoked can make scary noises, you have been warned.

Jessica: did you see the that guy at the park yesterday

Karen: I know right he was a total Iestyn

Millie

Millies are very...special people. If you’re friends with a Millie count yourself lucky. They don’t make friends easily. Millies can be stand offish but are kind and loyal once you get to know them. Millies usually like to sing and draw and love watching anime but are unfortunately very short. Millies are usually funny, honest and loyal but are incredibly competitive and very stubborn.

Gary: did you see that guy on tv last night?
Tom: yeah man they were a total Millie