tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

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blahbust

v. to stir up excitement or make a scene in public for laughs
var. n. blahbuster someone who is known to stir up excitement or make public scenes for laughs
var. adj. blahbusting a person or event that stirs up excitement or causes a scene that makes people laugh

Rinko dun hella blahbusted in Drenk's class today when evey'un seen him dun throwins a meannass honker rye in Sherise's dam hair- was classik, dude!

Terrence be a reg'lar blahbuster, bro- coun' his ass in for chillin with us dudes to-nigh, ya hear? Sumthin bitchin blahbusting dun bowna go down longas he be roun', sees ifs I ain't strate up on that faack, yo. Tenner down now, youz game on it, bro?

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stumbling

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.

Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.

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dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid

Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?

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stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle

Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?

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hammock hound

n. a lazy guy who just wants to lay down and do nothing even outdoors on a nice day

n. Jes' ignore Jess, he never be nuthin' but a dang hammock hound jes' like his swaggin' pa....

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