Vooming

It's like mooning, but with a woman's vagina.

On the way to the Keyport hardware store Mark drove past the women's penitentiary and he sure did get a show! There were women hanging out their junk vooming him and yelling, "Hey bok-man check me out... Voom, voom, voom me!"

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"