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A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!
Scout: No duh, Darwin!
A term for a drink that is especially high in caffeine (E.g. Red Bull, Mountain Dew)
I may drink lots of soda, but the one thing I can't stand is panther piss.
Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.
Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
"Zoinks!" yelled Shaggy, "This place is haunted! Let's make like Pig Latin and Amscray!"
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A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
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A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
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