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A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
A pleasurable act between two or more persons. One or more persons sit on the floor looking upward with their mouths open (in awe). A single person walks nude above them on a tight rope and urinates as he/she passes over.
This act is a tribute to and inspired by The Great Blondin, a famous tight rope acrobat that would perform stunts at Naigara falls in the late 1800s.
I had him bring a group of friends over and gave them the old Great Blondin.
I could really go for a Blondin right now.