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The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.
(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.
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The "Give all weapons" console code/cheat from both Half-Life and Half-Life 2, the best games in the Milky Way. Akin to idkfa from the DooM games. Only wussies use weapon cheats. Smart people such as myself use "buddha" and/or "notarget".
"Let's see here... I got every weapon... OH! I'm missing one crossbow bolt!" ::typing:: {~} {impulse 101} (At that moment Gordon Freeman barges into your room with a pack of Antlions and cracks your skull with a crowbar.
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Contrary to popular belief, New Hampshire is not even HALF Hicks and Hillbillies. New Hampshire is beautiful in the Fall, hot in the Summer, snowy in the Winter, and great in the Spring. My Home state, and rated one of the best places to live. Southern New Hampshire is just like any other other suburban/rural area, with small towns. Some beautiful neigborhoods, especially in Windham. 40 minutes to bustling Boston, the pride of living here. Great for escape vacations. Very peaceful in comparison to places like Southern California and the crime-ridden streets of Detroit. The Rebel State; many things are legal here that aren't in other states.
Jon: I live in New Hampshire!
Eric: Damn, you're so lucky!
Jon: I know! Just last night while riding my motorcycle without a helmet I bought fireworks from a convience store. They were cheap 'cause they had NO TAX. Oh, I also bought booze from that same store too, not a packie.
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The catchphrase of Dave Chappelle as Howard Dean. It includes punching your right hand to the top-right about 45°. Dave himself also does/says this at sexual climax (orgasm).
(On the subject of gay marriage)
Dave/Howard Dean: "Well, I think that when talking about this issue, we have to remember that Mr. Cheney has a lesbian daughter. Not only that, his mother's a lesbian and his sister's a lesbian, and his greasy granny has holes in her panties! Byaaah! I. LOVE. LESBIANS! Byaaah!!
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