A person who thinks he is all that and perfect, when in reality he is a extremely controlling maniac bent on destroying the lives of any one he befriends. He has no self restraint and is a giant rolling pile of douche
Him: I got high today
Me: that's nice, i thought about it but didnt
Him: WHAT!? you thought about getting high that is the most stupid horrible thing you could do you fucking retarded dumb ass!!!
Me: ...You just said you got high.
Him: I lied, just to see what stupid piece of shit you would come up with.
Me: You sir, are full of jackassery.