chipotle diarrhea

When you eat Sofritas

You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"

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fuccident

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.

Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."

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