blowjob

for some, only a rumor

I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.

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xbox live

A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.

xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.

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