Douchebag Moment

When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.

Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.

Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.

Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.

Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment

Guy 1: Oh ok.