Christory

Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.

"Hey dude, did you hear what Chris Chan did?"

"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."

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ur cousin fuckin

An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances

Carl: Ur mum gay lol

Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao

Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao

Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning

Crapbook kid

A crapbook kid is someone (typically a young child) who is so devoted to the apple fanboyism that the openly support everything Apple does, and exclusively uses Apple products no matter what.

Jimmy: BRO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT! ITS SOOOOO COOL AND SHIT LIKE HOLY CRAP IT HAS LIKE A TRILLION TERAFLOPS AND SHIT LIKE ANYTHING IS OBSOLETE
*meanwhile* Everyone ignores jimmy, because he is a Crapbook kid