Zak

Almost definitely a sex symbol. Probably a brunet. Often simps over girls named Amy or Miya, or Lexi. Commonly known for his absurd strength in band while moving risers and speed in early bird gym. Can pull all the upperclasswomen. Probably World record holder for most rubiks cubes stored in a single pocket at one time.

Bro, did you hear about Zak, he got some in math the other day.

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