sweet tarts

A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.

I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.

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Vegans taste better

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

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lazy boy

Sucking your man's dick while he while he's relaxing or sleeping.

I wanted a bonin' so I gave him a lazy boy to get it goin'.

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protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

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Horse

A man with a huge lingam. Derived from the Kama Sutra.

No, I don't like horse back riding, but I would love to ride a horse.

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cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

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bushmen

An ethnic group of people living in Botswana who traditionally live by hunting and foraging. In recent years their land has been stolen by the government of Botswana and sold as diamond mines. The rate of AIDS and alcoholism since their relocation is astounding. The Bushmen are becoming victims of genocide and greed.

Did three months of your salary contribute to wiping out the Bushmen? The Bushmen are the real Gems in this world.

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