empelscrabulate

(v.) To make sweet, triangular love to three out of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during a storm of Scrabble pieces.

person 1: "Want to go empelscrabulate in the sewers tonight--Leonardo can't come."

person 2: "Only if the Scrabble pieces don't fall in my eye."

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the 30s

(noun) 1. A happenin' jivesville, dig?
2. Something you gotta get with, kid.

"This is the 30s, kid, get with da times."

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grampaslacks

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.

"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"

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gardoopalous

Excessively beautiful; gorgeous beyond compare.

"That red-head is gardoopalous."

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bumpin babies

(v.) The act of dealing Cheetos to an underage, cancerous Jellyfish.

"I know its dangerous but I can't stop bumpin babies with those poor invertabrate snack food lovers."

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Jivesville

(noun) 1. A villa where everything is black and white and all wives deserve a beating.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.

"Bang, zoom, straight to the Jivesville general hospital, Alice!"

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huba-ja-wha?

A reaction of confusion and questioning; shock from nonsense.

person 1: "Go callibrate the godzilla soup."

person 2: "huba-ja-wha?"

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