Jahsehlowegangfaxs

A statement that contains factual information. Similar in definition to “no cap.”

Guy 1: “ That chick twerks on dick”
Guy 2: “ on jahsehlowegangfaxs?”
Guy 1: “yeah bro no cap!”

Jaquan

Jaquan is the dude your girl tells you not to worry about. If a shorty doesn’t hit you up, assume she’s at Jaquan’s getting her insides rearranged. Typically packing around 10 inches, you will never compare to Jaquan.

Bro 1: “yo you still hanging with that Kate girl later?”
Bro 2: “idk bro she hasn’t replied to my texts”
Bro 1: “oof she prolly hit up Jaquan”

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