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Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022


Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 24, 2018


Soft Metal

Metal music that is softer than other Metal. It is NOT Hard Rock. While the difference between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal is often described as metal being heavier, louder, and more aggressive (together it's called harder), this is not always always the case. There are few other key differences between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal. One is that Heavy Metal tends to be more distorted, which does not necessarily imply a harsher sound. Another is that Hard Rock is based around Blues rhythms, while Heavy Metal is usually based around either a constant beat, a classical based rhythm, or a complex "mathy" rhythm. The most important feature here is that Heavy Metal is guitar driven, while Hard Rock is vocal driven.

Soft Metal would be Heavy Metal that is softer than most Hard Rock. Soft Metal is a very melodic form of music based around guitars that while distorted are not harsh sounding. In fact they might sound even less harsh than undistorted guitars. It's texture is similar to that of classical music, more so than ordinary Heavy Metal. It is NOT the same thing as a Power Ballad. For one, Power Ballads are almost always vocal, while Soft Metal is usually instrumental. Also, Soft Metal tends to be faster in tempo than Power Ballads. Finally, Power Ballads are usually based around a structure where they build up in tensity and only get metal at the climax. Soft Metal may build in intensity at parts in the song, but it's equally metal through the entire song.

Kaoss Walker makes pony themed Soft Metal.

by Ganondox July 02, 2013


Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

by Ganondox March 06, 2017


Na’vier-Stokes Equation

The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.

James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.

by Ganondox December 29, 2022


Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 24, 2022


Qiradidadi

Someone who stuffs celebrities into horses.

When I was a teenager my dad set me on fire because I saw him trying to squeeze Eminem into an Arabian horse. I was so mad. I never realized that my dad was THE fucking Qiradidadi—the Italian guy who smuggles famous men into horses.

by Ganondox November 07, 2020