LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.

Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"

Shunt

Another word to replace any action verb, or sometimes a feeling. Often used by adults to hide their discourse from their younglings. Largely grown in popularity towards the end of the 20th century.

I am going to shunt this apple pie
I will shuntinate you if you ever tell anyone my secret
That was the most shunt experience in my life