BOGO Bozo

A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.

“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.

BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!

BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.

BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.

Honey I’m going to the grocery store

Didn’t you just come back?

Uhhh ...this morning maybe

Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!