Whittier

The only place in the world where your car can be stolen twice in one night. Home to ugly mexicans, fat women, bastard children and more!

Person 1: My car was stolen twice last night...
Person 2: You're not the only one.
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners? You shouldn't have moved to Whittier

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Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

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