sorry

What you say to make someone shut up.
What you say whether you mean it of not.
Combine top two.

Dick. WHY THE F DID YOU...
Frick. I'm Sorry.
Dick. BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP...
Frick. I SAID I'M SORRY, DAMN IT!

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Fuck

A word that means to have sexual intercourse, or a word used to express strong feelings.

Hey baby! Lets go fuck in my car!
Oh fuck!
That's some fucked up shit!

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do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

Game Genie

A product made by Camerica/Galoob for the NES, SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, and Game Gear. It manipulated the binary code to do some shit, I don't really know.

*Eunuch with effeminate voice* Hey! Yo! I totally broke through and hacked up Super Mario Brothers number one with my Game Genie!
*Straight guy* Wow! I just hacked into my girlfriend and now I have a son!
*Eunuch* I wish I had balls...

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Chocolate Cheesecake

Slang name for poop.

Cheesecake that's chocolate.

What you can say if you don't wanna say ( or if you in school and there are teachers around or something ) "OH SHIT!"

Damn it you really made a lot of chocolate cheesecake! OH SHIT THE TOILETS BACKED UP YOU BASTARD! DAMN TOILET!

Hey Focko! They're serving chocolate cheesecake!

*stubs toe* "OH CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!"

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Word of the Day

A word or phrase that is chosen for Word of the Day.
Should be considered great honor for publisher.

White: Black! I published a word on Urban Dictionary and it is now word of the day!
Black: Last time I checked, that was 2 words.
White: Phrase of the day?
Black: Whatever.

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Meow

A sound Huck made to attract Tom's attention.
A sound you make at hot girls ( or roll a R or whistle. )
A sound cats make.

Meow at my window, ok?
Mee-ow!
MEOW HISS MEOW MEOW HISS PURR PURR HISS MEOW!

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