The Unthinkable

Fucking a girl in the ass when she has to take a big shit. Regular anal sex does not qualify as "The Unthinkable." The big shit requirement is non-negotiable.

See above for "The Unthinkable."

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Thirsty Baby

Playing "thirsty baby" is when a man instinctively tries to suck on the boobies of the woman he's with. This can happen anywhere at any time, asleep or awake, and the man may or may not know the woman. The relevant part is the random, instinctive act of boobie sucking.

You're in bed with your woman and she's asleep. You roll over and start sucking on her boobies. It doesn't matter if she's awake or even enjoying it. That would be a text book Thirsty Baby.

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The Unmentionable

Performing "The Unthinkable," then you put your dirty wang in her mouth.

See above for "The Unmentionable."