on the blink

Used to describe something that is broken or malfunctioning, usually in reference to electronics.

Sweet! My wife's vibrator is on the blink again! Guess who's back in the saddle, baby? WOOHOO!!

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Reverse Piledriver

A sexual position, much like the "69", only with the male on top of the female. This gives the male complete control and the ability to "piledrive" his member into the female's mouth, often causing discomfort and/or choking on the part of the female.

Yo, you know that chubby scenester chick with the shitty tattoos I picked up at Julian's last night, over by Federal Hill? Man, I had that girl turning six shades of blue when I gave her the reverse piledriver... and my cock is only four and a half inches!

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