Gill St. Bernards

A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.

Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards

Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods

Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.

Eric

The guy Fucking your wife at the office. Grabs his cup of coffee then his extra small condom while on his way to dick down your wife.

Office Employee: Hey Doug, how ya doing. Eric: Great, just picking up a few things. Office Employee 3: Holy fuck! Eric’s donkeydicking your wife! Office Employee: Ah, well that’s Eric! ~Sponsored by Trojan XS Line

golds

The best fucking place in the world. Where an old Indian gentleman will canoodle your balls and gently massage your nipples. An ample selection of vapes and a great atmosphere for the youth

Hey! Let’s go to golds. I’ve always wanted me some Indian man while sucking on my glow stick. Chad; Yah bro, lets go get some Shmoke.