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Text Mex

Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex

by Garm93 June 2, 2022


Head waiter

Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

by Garm93 May 21, 2021


Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021


Hot box

A premeditated act committed when sharing a cigarette with someone and they selfishly smoke it down close to the filter by taking an extra long drag off of it then handing it back to you with a long burning cherry. (70's era Urban definition)

What a dick move dude! Thanks a lot for the hot box

by Garm93 July 31, 2021