Laggies

A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.

Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(

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EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

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