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depressed

A feeling that teenage girls say they have to get attention, and think they are all "deep" because of it. It is really a chemical unbalance of seretonin in the brain.

Teenaged girl: I think I'm depressed. I have so many problems.

Me:No you aren't, I can tell.

Teenaged girl: No, I am. You just don't understand.

Me: No, you don't understand. You don't know the science of depression. You need to be analyzed by a psychological proffesional to really determine it.

Teenaged girl: Whatever, I'm just going to talk about cutting myself and my friends who cut themselves to sound cool.

Me: Okay, have a fun, fake life.

by GarrisonHeller December 6, 2009

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