houngy

when you feel gross and tired but awake and kind of crabby.

When I woke up from my nap, I felt real houngy and decided to eat some stolen cheerios.

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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.