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Bum Snake

Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.

Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"

*Bum Snake toots*

Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"

Robber: "...okay"

by GasLeak February 6, 2020