The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!
Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!
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1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant
2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant
3) To piss out a fire
1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!
2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant
3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
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The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.
Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms
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When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
Room 13 is a room in which most schools house their special ed students.
Room 13 is also called the thunderdome or the Tard cage
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