masturbetting

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)

So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.