Plastic BJ

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob

Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!

Cornbreading

It's caking but it is not as sweet

Jon: She just sent me a heart emoji!
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit

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Texas Pickle Trap

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session

That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.

Squish

The female equivalent of fapping

Hold up girl, I gotta do a quick squish right quick

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