Thunderdump

A violent bowel movement, usually loose, which the person may have been storing for some time due to lack of access to ammenities. Propelled by a buildup of gas caused by the fact that a fart during this time would have resulted in a follow through.

It is characterised by shitting out your entire lower colon (and, possibly, a kidney or two) in the space of 2 to 3 seconds.

The result leaves the thunderdumper feeling up to half a stone lighter, noticeably weak, but relieved.

Holy crap, I just had a major thunderdump! That was a three flusher!!

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