reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

slauger

When you take a shit and a fat one comes out

I just dropped a fat slauger in the toilet