Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

Brown Speaker

To shit aggressively in a speaker, then cum on the sloppy shit then start blasting music so the shit splatters everywhere.

I did the nastiest Brown Speaker last night with my uncle

Sticky Fan

To cum on a fan that is moving at high speeds so your cum flies everywhere. Then you put your erect cock in the fan blades.

Oh boy i lost my penis to a sticky fan yesterday