When one reveals their gawking abilities for others to view and enjoy.
Tom: â That girl Sarah last night gave me a nasty gawk reveal, it was totally rad!â
Dave: âOh my god bro, Iâm so jealous. Iâve not received a gawk reveal in yearsâ.
Gawk cheese is the substance that builds up on a mans penis after receiving multiple gawks (blowjobs) without washing his cock each time.
Sarah: âIs it true you gave Jack a blowjob?â
Natalie: âHell nah! There was enough gawk cheese on that cock to make a lasagna! My eyes were watering!â
A cigarette that is made up of tobacco, dried smegma, pubes and arsehole hairs. Usually rolled when times are getting desperate.
John: âDang man Iâm out of cigarettes. Time to dip into the smegarettes.â
Phil: âagh thatâs nasty man, go and smoke it over there I donât want no smeg smoke.â
Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: âfancy some smeg on toastâ
Dave: âNo way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced comaâ.
An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.
Katie: âhow was last night with Jack?â
Kim: âIt was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!â