Poopy Dick

(noun) and (verb) A term that refers to the insertion of a penis into one’s anal canal. An alternate term for anal sex

“dude I was at carly’s house and she wanted me to put in in her ass. I felt like a dick for flaking but then i remembered no one likes 12 minutes of poopy dick”

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Holiday Entry

holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with

Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”

Dj Master

The term (slang) used for a woman masturbating. It is called Dj mastering because when a woman stimulates her clit her finger move in a circular motion then making the dj master.

“Dude when we were at Jennifer’s party I heard that becky was playing dj master for 2 hours straight”

“Holy shit dude that’s wild”

Aquapump

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater.

Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then played some dj master to return favor”

Aquapump

Aquapump: (Verb) (Noun); The act of giving or receiving a handjob underwater

Will: “I was kicking it at my place w maddy”
Kirin: “Was it another credit score night?”
Will: “No, she gave me an aquapump in the hot tub, then i played dj master to return favor”

Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.

Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”

Goon

(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.

“Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”

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