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When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.
Iâm nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
When a man fills a woman or another manâs ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming âSheâll be coming around the mountain.
âChris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole â
Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldnât shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, thatâs three hours of my life Iâll never get back!
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or womanâs anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
Allegan, located in Michigan is the birthplace of meth and sexual deviantâs. The county seed is home to Indigent white trash and welfare monkeys. Their local rival to the west is Pullman, a smaller version of Allegan
The nasty bitch Sonny from Allegan let us all run a train on her for a dime bag!!