Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.

That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet

Russellville Truckstop

A sexual experience involving many male truck drivers and a poorly paid male hooker resulting in Anal Herpes, genital warts, and inflammation of lips, tongue and throat.

Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.

Hawt Damn Dave! We done run us uh Russellville Truckstop on Larry in the back of that Big Rig, hustle on over and pick a hole!!!

Shayne

Shayne “with a Y” is your quintessential male Karen. Nothing is ever quite right, except for “shaYne”. He preys on girls with daddy issues, normally fat chics with poor hygiene and harry buttholes.

The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.

Damn! Did you see that harry-ass fat hoe that works at Waffle House going down on Shayne in the bed of that truck!!!