Leon

You can find Leon running around in the zoo collecting animals pubes for his collection. He has outstanding powers of disappearing in the dark to steal your hoomis foreskin. If you spell his name out you could bet it says the N-word. His nut sack is so big it is trailing behind him, it looks like Rudolf carrying the whole Santa Claus sleigh.

There are roomers of him being involved in the twin towers attack. They spotted him flying with his ballsack to crash down mexican walmart.

Where is my ballsack,,,,, oh leon is here