Bella Shea

The kindest, most selfless, most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up every dark part of every room she walks into. Her heart is open for all to see and she freely gives love to everyone around her. Bella Shea has a hard past but once she is in your life, she is there to stay. She needs a lot of love but won’t ask for it. She’s a talented musician, an amazing baker, and she loves animals. She’s the best friend you could ever have, but you’re probably going to fall in love.

Guy 1: why did flowers spontaneously sprout from the ground when that girl walked into the room?

Guy 2: Oh that’s the Bella Shea effect, she makes everything beautiful by being near it, it’s normal, don’t worry

Urban Politicionary

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary