El Junaido

El Junaido is a magical man, when he’s around, everything comes together. He makes you smile when sad, even when he is in a dark place himself. And if you lose contact for some time, when you reunite it’s as if you were never apart. A friendship with El Junaido is a friendship for life, he will always have your back.

Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’

What a guy

‘Damn look at El Junaido, the kids love his dance moves’

‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity’

‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’