Mexican Oil Change

The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.

On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

Blackfishing

When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.

Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!

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DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear, but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.

Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”