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A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.
Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!
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A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.
Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.
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Penitentiary term. When you push yoâ dick between yoâ legs and yoâ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.
Cellie: Oh Lawd!
Me: Peek-a-Boo!
Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, itâs when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachotherâs cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.
Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. Youâre the best at it.
A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.
Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer
(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a âSmash On Sightâ order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some oneâs getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting âreverse cowboyâ on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.
Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF finâa get their shit pushed in!
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