cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

Gayth

A combination of gay and faith. Implies a strong dedication to the cock.

Wow, look at how thirsty that faggot is. That's gayth.