Lesbian

My love for women

Girl 1: hey.. we’ve been friends for 3 years

Girl 2: yeah so?
Girl 1: so..you know I’m lesbian right?
Girl 2: yeah it’s pretty obvious

Girl 1: wanna make out?

Girl 2: hell yeah

Random dude: *takes a pic* I’m sending this to the authorities

2👍 1👎

Kid

Little assholes

It’s physically impossible for me to have a kid

bc I’m gay :)