Analog

The act of defecating without entertaining oneself with digital devices. The use of "log" refers to the log-shaped nature of poops.

I needed to clear my head during my poop so I decided on an analog.

I just dropped an analog. It was great!

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Clusterous

Adjective
Having the properties of a cluster. Similar to cluster, this is a polite way to reference a clusterfuck.

Twice as much work in half as much time as communicated? This is definitely a clusterous project.

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