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Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 5, 2019


Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 8, 2020


Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.

Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me

by Gazyoofder March 24, 2024


Jsvshajvwi

Hisbshuajvsysbxhe udbsuap kansbeg zusbhv v. Ha wh hwbvsh hdnnsje. Ehubx jbbsbbs h. Ushshsjjwjwnzbshgwhwj isbh

Hsis shsbh? Sybsushh? Ushshjsbhsbdb! Hsshisnzb is st js so Jsvshajvwi.

by Gazyoofder February 8, 2020


E.S.

E.S. stands for everyone sucks.

Person: Your a dumb blonde
Me: Well in my opinion E.S.
Person: What?
Me: *Looks at them with a stupid look*

by Gazyoofder December 19, 2020


Biff

The mayor of the greatest town on megapolis called Bifton deal with it

Have you heard about biff? Who the mayor of Biffton? Yea I heard he went back to the future. In the move back to the future? Yea Biff roles hard

by Gazyoofder November 16, 2019

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